"I feel as ugly as a hat full of arseholes"
"I feel like I want to go to
sleep and never
wake up again"
"I didn't know semen was so
multifunctional"
It isn't cheap to turn two ugly ducklings into beautiful swans. Estimated cost $400.
Last weekend we took the Priceline beauty product challenge. We let Cheryl (Beauty Control) and Graham (Pore Analyst) take control of our bathroom for the day and show us a new beauty régime.
Scroll to the bottom of this page to see the results.
We all had a great day and Graham is not suing us for slipping on the JLube and hitting his head on the toilet bowl.
"I feel so ugly I just want to
masterbate"
"I try to look after by skin
by never going oustide. Or near people. Or near oxygen"
"I feel so dirty sometimes. Especially now"
"It just changed my out look
on life. People stop me in the street and ask if I've been in a movie
recently"
Look at
us now ! ! !
"I feel so gay after my makeover"