Fraser Suites rocks if you get a high floor one-bedroom suite overlooking Town Hall. Great Molton Brown bathroom shit that you feel like stealing when you leave. And a good little gym and pool makes up for the slightly aloof staff at the reception desk.

Auto-debit snack tray things at the Sydney Hilton suck too. Pick up a wine bottle or a packet of nuts to see what they are and eureka, your account has been charged, just like the shit in the fridge. You’re better off in the bars anyway, the Sydney Hilton has the coolest collection of drinking spots in the city except maybe for The Establishment, which I love to bits too. The Living Well gym at the Hilton, with sauna and steam rooms for Africa, is probably one of the better hotel gyms in the whole city. I fall madly in love every time I stay there.

In all your hotel hopping if you find a hotel with a 24hr gym please post about it. What is it with all these conventional fucks who think everybody in the world works normal hours?

Oh and try out the new 5-star Diamant in Kings Cross Rd next time. Pretty slick.