World Trip 2005
New York
 

 

Day 01 - New York here I Come!   I had a really nice morning hanging out with Andrew and doing a few last minute things in London.   But I had no idea that the day would not end until 6am the next day.   I got away from Earl's Court a little after 2pm to head to the airport.   And Heathrow Airport is such a massive place!  They were renovating parts of the airport so there was no airconditioning.  I headed into the American Airlines Admiral's Club for free tea and biscuits...  I stuffed myself silly and surfed th net for while.   Now the process for travelling to America is a little more full on than other countries.  Everything gets searched....  Everything!   But I expect this now.   Boarding of the massive Boeing 777 took about 1 1/2 hours.   Eventually we took off about 30 minutes late.   I don't know why but the 7 hour flight seemed to take forever.  I think I watched 8 episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond.   It was probably because I was squashed into the middle section and the flight was full.
When we arrived at JFK we had to wait almost an hour to move to the arrivals gate.  And then it took ages before I could work out how to find the Super Shuttle into the city.   Eventually the Super Shuttle dropped off everyone at the other end of Manhattan and then took me to my hotel at 2am.   I was so tired!   But I was lucky that the hotel guy was really helpful and even worked out how I could get 90 bucks of my bill.   I had a really strange night's sleep.  I kept waking up thing I was in a cave and couldn't work out which way to get out.   I think I started yelling out to people at one stage...   which I'm sure would have made my neighbours happy.   So I am going to try and move to another room today.  This one has no sink when it should.  It helps when the bathroom is shared to at least have a sink in the room.   And then I'm heading out to do some exploring.  The city sounds so quiet from here.

Day 02 - Shopping in New York:  I am having no trouble at all finding a Starbucks so I can get internet access..  they are on every corner here!  My day started at Joe Junior's diner which is just around the corner from where I'm staying.  It's a greasy little diner which does a great brekky...  and cheap too...   an omlette with potatoes, toast and tea was just 5 bucks.   I suspect I'll be having breakfast there each day...  its just easy.   And I love the regulars who go there, most of them have something a little freakish going on.   Later I got in contact with Stephen who also arrived yesterday from Melbourne.   We met up and took off downtown on the E train to find Century 21.  I don't know how but we fluked finding it, as well we happened to walk past the World Trade Centre site.  It was a little spooky and it seemed strange that after all these years it still looks like a construction site.
But back to Century 21.   Stephen and I were amazed at cheap the clothes were!  I bought Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss and 2xist undies for just $US 6  each!   I also picked up some Evisu jeans for just $US70.   Stephen tells me these things are almost $500 at home.  I wasn't planning on doing any shopping but who could resist these prices!    We didn't end up getting up to SOHO as planned but instead headed back to our hotels.  I had to find Charles for our dinner date.   Charles came in from Boston to have dinner with me.   We went to the beautiful Veselka Cafe in the east village for dinner and afterwards we went to an amazing cake shop for dessert.   I was starting to fall asleep by this stage so I went back to the hotel and slept.   I'm meeting Charles again early in the morning for brekky.  Later I'll catch up with Stephen to plan our Friday night in the big apple.

Note:  People in New York are so friendly now!  We were lost several times today and people would volunteer directions to us.  I am really amazed in the change from when I was here last in the year 2000.  It's going to be a really nice stay in New York.

Day 03 - East Village Schleping:  I finally got a good night's sleep and met Charles for breakfast in Chelsea.   Another greasy breakfast under my belt and it was off to shop for a mobile phone.  I'm having trouble getting a working mobile phone for my stay here in the US.  I have now bought a new phone but it doesn't seem to want to work.   It could be because I paid 50 bucks for it.
I wandered a bit lost for most of the afternoon and then went back to my room to sleep some more.  And good thing I did...  its Friday night in New York!   I decided to go meet Stephen and have dinner at the Dallas BBQ Grill over near Chelsea.   And boy were the meals huge...   and so were most of the customers!   Afterwards we walked across town to the East Village to check out Opaline and the Cock.    Opaline was a really cool bar.   Good music and a really fun crowd.   The shows there were quite strange.  People were being plucked from the crowd, stripped naked and massaged on stage.  How odd.   And then we headed along the street to see the Cock.  A bar which has been around for years and is about to relocate.   We didn't have as good a time there as we expected.  It had a very strange crowd.   So we had one beer and left.   I was disturbed that we had paid $10 for each of these places and then they charge 6 or 7 dollars per beer (plus tips).   Talk about trying to make money quickly!
So we jumped in a cab and headed back across town to the very large Eagle bar on west 28th street  (i think that's correct).   There we loads of people there and pretty friendly too.   I think there had been something on there earlier in the night.  No cover and the beers were only 3 bucks.   Eventually I left at 4am and walked back to my hotel about 40 minutes away.   I'm a bit hungover and tired now.   I'm sitting here wondering where Saturday night will take me.

Day 04 - Splish Splash:  Saturday in the city doesn't seem too different to any other day when you're travelling.  Except in New York there are more people hanging out rather than rushing to work.   I have been hanging around the Union Square area quite a lot. It's close to my hotel and it's my point of reference to cross over to the west side of town.   I've also noticed that Union Square is busy 24 hours a day.  When I came home from the Eagle bar at 4.30am there were skaters practising skating tricks in Union Square.   And again this morning the place was packed with guys on those tricked up BMX bikes.   I really like the fact that you can go out at any time here and something will be happening.
But back to the technical part of my trip.  After many false starts I now have a mobile phone in the US.   I was spooked by the fact that I had to come up with at least $3 of quarters everytime I had to call a mobile phone.   So this makes keeping in contact so much easier.   I also got my haircut by a Russian barber in the east village...  $8.99 plus tip...  what a bargain!   And then I headed to the Old Navy sale where they now have really cool t-shirts for 5 bucks.   I am already filling another box to send back to Melbourne.
So...   Saturday night in the city...    I started with a beautiful dinner at the delicious Veselka Cafe on 2nd Ave.   The place attracts all sorts and I love the appropriately aloof wait staff they employ there.   It's also in a great place to sit and watch the unusual east side crowd walk by.  I've gotta say that I really like it on this side of town.   I haven't worked out what to compare it too yet, but it does have a San Francisco feel about it.
I met up with Stephen at the Splash bar on West 17th Street around midnight.   The place was already pretty busy, and there were go go dancers on each podium and bar.   Well...  when I say go go dancers, I mean muscle boy kinda squirming around.   And p0rn was playing on the big screens.   I think it was a special night.   But it is downstairs that you have to experience.   They have a wall of showers where you can sit and watch people shower.   I didn't actually see anyone in there.  Maybe it happened much later.   But I do have to mention the toilets.  This is the first place I have ever seen where you have one long urinal and cubicles built around it.  So you can be peeing into the same urinal but not have to look at the person next to you...  unless of course you choose the one cubicle that is made of glass.   How interesting.  
Stephen managed to get on the sweet side of the barman who gave us free beers and shots all night.   We also had stacks of guys coming and parading around us.  I thought that was pretty funny.  Fresh meat perhaps?
Eventually I loaded my new mobile phone with new phone numbers, left Stephen to his barman and got the hell out of there.  It was so nice getting to bed before 4am.

Day 05 - 4th July Long Weekend:  I've discovered that Dunkin Donuts offers free net access so I'm now eating bagels for breakfast each morning so I can get connected.   And it's just down the road from my hotel  (in fact everything is just down the road).   After breakfast I went and paid my $25 for a workout at the NYSC  (New York Sports Club I think).   The gym was pretty crummy and I was told later that it is usually much busier but a lot of people are out of town for the long weekend.   I met Henry at the gym who later took me around some of the East Village where he lives.  I then continued to walk all the way down to Canal Street where the crowds of tourists were out in their droves!   Little old women walking around manically saying DVD! DVD! DVD!  and holding in front of them every movie that is currently playing at the cinemas.  5 bucks each.   There were people selling everything from the I Love New York t-shirts to fake Louis Vuitton hangbags.  I found it all a little bit crazy.  I actually was looking for Canal Jeans but didn't find it.  Actually I gave up too easily.   I then got on the wrong train and headed off to Brooklyn.   It wasn't long before I worked out I was going the wrong way and swapped back to an uptown train.
Now here is the strange thing...   my hotel clerk said that if I turned up at 6pm with cash for the total of my stay at the hotel I would save $90 on my stay.   So I did...  and he came through.   I thought it was all very odd.   And Sunday night around 11 I headed down Avenue A again to check out Boys Room.  A small bar in the back of what seems like someone's old house.   It was pretty full and was mostly black guys.   The music was pretty good and there were guys dancing naked on the bar.   (For tips of course).  When I went to check out the backroom I quickly felt a crowd around me and a hand reach down my pants for my wallet.   It kinda freaked me a little and I got the hell out of there.   Later another guy told me that it regularly happens there that guys are looking for money in your pockets.   And wouldn't you know it...   the person that I get chatting with is from Sydney!   I was home by 2...   early night.

Day 06 - America's Birthday:  I was pretty lucky to end up in New York on the 4th of July.   I'm told that a lot of New Yorkers actually head out of the city for the weekend.  My morning started at Dunkin Donuts again for the free net access and delicious egg and bacon bagels.   My colon hasn't seen any fibre in a week now!    So it's time to do some touring.  I found myself on an express train hurtling towards 86th Street to go and check out the Robert Mapplethorpe exhibition at the Guggenheim Museum.   The weather is absolutely perfect today!   Afterwards I went for a walk through Central Park.  I was amazed at all the beautiful bodies out jogging, riding, skating and sun baking.   Another big pastime here in New York is throwing the ball to each other.  It's like everyone here is practising to play basketball.   I've seen it all over the city now.   So I stayed a while and got some sun as well.  What a great place!  I'm sure that Central Park is much larger than the central business district of Melbourne.
Once I'd had enough sun I finally found my way out of the park and walked all the way down Broadway to Penn Station to pick up my Amtrak tickets for my ride to Toronto on Thursday.  I also wanted to se where I have to go to.   While I was in the area I also checked out Macy's and the H&M store.
All week they have been advertising the Macy's 4th of July fireworks over the eastern river and over near Jersey.   I headed over about an hour early and the place was already packed.   Oh...  and there were some bizzare characters there as well.   The fireworks I have to say were amazing.   They went continuously for 30 minutes and some of the displays I had never seen anywhere before.  The guy's standing near me said it was great that Macy's put this on, but then said that they make some huge profit from one store each year.   They said it must be from tourists though because locals don't shop there.   I was as equally amazing afterwards to see what looked liked hundreds of thousands of people flooding back into the city.   I was too tired to go out again tonite so I got a pizza and went back to my hotel.

Fear Factor:  The latest fear campaign happening in America is all about identity theft.   I haven't learnt much about it yet.   But it's where someone steals enough information about you so they can go about conducting some business or scam in your name.   There are loads of TV commercials suggesting products you can buy to stop this from happening.  And yesterday I saw a woman walking out of Circuit City with a new paper shredder...   renamed to an "Identity Protector".   Like everything else this trend will eventually come to Australia.

Day 07 - Live P0rn on Stage:  Another crazy day in New York.   I spoke to some guys that wanted to interview me about my website and do some photos with some big photographer here in New York.  So we went and did the interview (video) up in the Riverside Park along the Hudson River.  It was so nice to spend the afternoon out in the park.  Later in the day I met up with Craig who I'd met through this site.  He showed me through the beautiful Ansonia building where Bette Midler got her big break and earned the nickname Bathouse Betty.  What an amazing building to see in the middle of Manhattan.
Afterwards I headed back down town to meet Stephen for dinner at Better Burger in Chelsea and then we were off to see Owen Hawk's p0rn night at the X-Lge bar.   It was quite a funny night.  They were drawing a prize at the front door where you could win a year's worth of free p0rno videos from Dark Alley Media.  The only catch was that they have only made one film.   The night promised a free live p0rn show.  So we got front row seats and started guzzling the beers.   NOw comes the uncomfortable bit....   two guys cam out on stage and started kinda rubbing up against each other wrapped in towels.   They looked so uncomfortable...  and then Owen Hawk came out and gave them shots to drink and started to try and get them to do something which might have looked remotely erotic.   It didn't work.  Then the next 2 hours were full of 3 guys doing some bar top dancing and collecting all of our dollar bills.    Just after midnight Owen Hawk whispered something to the performers (which I'm assuming was "we're not making any money here")  and they started taking down all the signs from the bar, got dressed and left....   all in full view of the bar.  It was so funny!   That had to be the most entertaining part of the night!   I asked the barman when the show was going to begin...  he pretended to have mis-heard me and said..   we're open till 4.
We then walked home in the driving rain.   Time to prepare for my last day in the big city.

Day 08 - Goodbye New York:  I've decided that even though I didn't do a lot of touring here I did have a pretty amazing time in New York.   Not the time I thought I would have but it was pretty good.   On the first morning I woke up in America my sore throat and hayfever had disappeared.  It felt like the first day of my holidays again.
My last day in the city was pretty busy.  I started at Joe Junior's for breakfast and then to Starbucks to check my emails.   I had a 2pm appointment over on the far west side of town for a photo shoot with Eva Mueller in her amazing studio overlooking a large part of Manhattan.   It was a pretty funny time.  There were assistants running all over the place moving things around.  It must be amazing to have this as your full time occupation.
Afterwards I went looking for Stephen and found him buried in shopping bags back down at Century 21.   I wandered about for a while waiting for him to finish shopping and then walked halfway up Broadway having dinner and doing some window shopping.   By the time I got back to the hotel I decided not to go out again.  I had to be up at 5am to get to my train to Toronto in the morning.
New York was great because I got to meet some really nice people.   Hanging out with Steve was the best.  We had some prety funny times checking at the bars by night and shopping by day.   Hanging out with Issey Nini was pretty cool too.  He has invited me to stay at his apartment next time I come to New York.  Meeting Craig and getting to checking out the beautiful Ansonia building was something I would never have thought of doing.  All of these are experiences that are making this a great trip.  I wish I could come and spend more time here again sometime.
Disappointment....   I didn't pick up a I Love NY t-shirt.  Next time...

Day 09 - Pergatory:   The area between the USA and Canada in which the Amtrak train sits.  The trip from New York to Toronto ended up taking 15 hours.   A few more hours than scheduled.   The train ride was okay but there wasn't much to see along the way.   I ended up watching lots of episodes of 6 Feet Under and Prime Suspect on my laptop, and eating loads of junk food.  The healthiest item to eat (on the American side) was a cheeseburger.   The train was already running over an hour late because of track works going on outside of New York.  But then when we arrived at the US side of the border the US customs officials stopped the train for an hour and started searching the train and some people's luggage.   It was an interesting exercise in that there were just 4 guys checking the whole train.   And then 2 miles up the track we went through the process again with the Canadian customs officials.   It was pretty crazy.  We had heard that something big had happened in London so increased customs checks were being done.  But I was mostly annoyed at Amtrak because they did not make one single announcement to say that why we were stopping for so long, why they had closed the dining car for 4 hours during all of this or that we were going to arrive much later in Toronto.  Luckily I had my mobile phone so I could warn Marc not to be waiting at the train station.

Travel Update:  I have cancelled the car trip from Toronto to Cleveland.   For some reason the car cost has doubled from $400 to $800 for the 6 days.   So I am now working out what my movements will be for the next week.  I will probably get to Cleveland by bus late next week so I can still be there to see the guys over the weekend and stay in Toronto a little longer.  I will arrange this over the weekend in Montreal.

 

PHOTOS


Brekky at Joe Juniors

The World Trade Centre site

Stephen shows me how to shop at Century 21

Waiting for the subway train home

Yummy food at Veselka

Shopping at Virgin - Union Square
 

Morning snoozing in Union Square
 

Virgin Store
 

 

The Dallas BBQ - Chelsea
 

The last days at the Cock
 

Busy Union Sqare
 

Hotel 17
 

Empire State Building in the distance
 

Shopping at Old Navy - $5 t's
 

Mister Softie...mmmm
 

A single engine fire station
 

 

Henry shows me the East Village
 

The street used regularly on Law and Order
 

No wonder the guys here wear their caps sideways...  it's the mannequins fault!
 

East Village street art
 

Gus's Pickle store
 

Filming in New York
 

 

What?
 

 

Anything can be bought on Canal Street
 

 

Hanging out with Charles
 


 

The beautiful Stuyvesant Square

Guggenheim Museum

 

Inside Guggenheim

 

Central Park

The beach?

 

 

Throwing the ball

 

 

Sheep Meadow in Central Park

Icecream anyone?

 

Colombus Square

 

What?

Broadway

Times Square

 

 

 

MTV on Times Square

 

The huge Toys R Us on Times Square

 

 

Times Square

It's ending??

I witnessed a car crash on Broadway

Mmm..  Macys

4th July Fireworks

Issey Nini...  my New York photographer

The beautiful Ansonia building

 

The view from the top of the Ansonia

 

 

X-Lge Club

 

 

The view from Eva Mueller's studio

Issey in the studio

Shopping at Century 21.. again

Customs checking out the Amtrak train