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Porn Lane

Something really interesting went on in the lane behind the Loft today.  I finally dumped the boxes of VHS porn tapes that I had accumulated over the years.   I placed them in the lane this morning for the council trucks to collect tonite.   Then after a couple of hours I checked back (from my window above) to see a girl rustling through the boxes…  which I had taped up.   She left with a couple of the tapes.
Then later I checked back again to see the boxes had moved again.  And now a group of people came along and joked about the titles in the boxes.   One of them only touching the contents with a stick.  By now the few straight titles had made their way to the top of the boxes.
Next up the bulky security guard from the parking station came out, picked up all 3 boxes and took them into the parking station.   About 10 minutes later I heard the parking station door go up and a lot of dragging noises.  I popped my head out the window just in time to see the guard dumping the boxes back on the ground and kicking a Cardinot title several metres up the lane.   It was very funny!   Obviously not his taste.
About an hour later as the lane darkened I checked back…  the 3 boxes…  gone.

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